Sunday, July 5, 2009

I Feel Dirty

This morning I pollinated a female flower. No romantic music. No sweet
talk. I plucked the male flower and rubbed the pollen all over the
female flower. That was it. Pumpkin sex at it's finest.

2 comments:

  1. Got a laugh out of this one! Hey, maybe if you have some good music out there, it will help the pumpkins to grow. You can experiment with different genres and then run from your neighbors when you see them coming.

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  2. Wouldn't that have been an appropriate thing to capture for your readers in stereo!?

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